Every track should be 1 minutes and 16 seconds long.
Why take any longer? Seriously people, why does pop perfection have to last for 3 minutes 40 secs. Who decreed that? From whom did this dictate come? Why does artist after artist fit the same format again and again. Answers people. GIVE ME ANSWERS.
To prove my point (I’m not entirely sure what that might be, and if it is what I think it is then I’m not at all convinced by it. Seems dumb rationale to me) I suggest you press play on the track below. Just once though, don’t cheat and press it twice to get 2 mins 32 secs out of it, NO NO NO.
See I’m right aren’t I?
Mozes and the Firstborn are from Eindhoven, or perhaps Antwerp we’re not sure which. Whatever we like ’em.