Cheatahs – The Swan

Ok, Ok; I’ve got a good one for you, you’ll like this, it’s SO funny. Ok, you ready? Here we go..

An Englishman, a German, an American and a Canadian are, like, sitting in a recording studio, right, and then, like, this guy walks in (this is SO funny), and this guys says, er, he says; I’m a record label type guy and I’m from Wichita Records, so, I’m gonna sign you. The Englishman, German, American and Canadian get super excited and they write The Swan. THEN, The Swan gets written about on this AMAZING music blog (can you guess which blog? No? It’s us you fools. SGTMT. We’re the only amazing blog out there), and then after the AMAZING blog write about them the Englishman, German, American and Canadian get really famous and give all their profits to the handsome and intelligent writers of the AMAZING music blog.

Gee, that was quite a story.

Anyways, Cheatahs have indeed signed to Wichita Records. They are a peculiar transatlantic conglomerate now based in East London. Their assault on the heights of rock greatness has begun with the Himalayan (see how I turned that noun into a stunning adjective?) The Swan. Get ready.

Cheatahs’s debut release is the Sans EP. Get it on MP3 from iTunes.